Once upon a time, in the enchanted kingdom of LaLaLand, the god-king Amandi Derron ruled with an iron (deficient) fists. He didn't eat, he didn’t let anyone eat either, hence the magnanimous (d)eficiency. What? A missing letter? Oh, it got auctioned off to Antigua Adam, the dwarven lord of the western realms.
One day his majesty's elvish priest Hamasith had a nightmare, he saw a highland Uar usurping the throne. Surely a terrible portent it was, for the Uars were a savage race who practiced evil customs like democracy and whatnot. Hurriedly the council of wizards gathered, and lo! They divined a magical solution! A 108-foot-long incense stick must be crafted from the purest dung of Agatamu, the fairy goddess of bonds.
Thusly Agatamu's bowels were dredged, all necessary bonds collected, and finally the incense was lit. But the smell! Oh the sweet, sweet farmer-loathing jumla-loving smell! It is said that as the frankincense smoke slowly drifted across the starving sky, king Derron himself danced with Antigua and Hamasith. Well, perhaps the omen was averted, perhaps not, who can say? All we know is that LaLaLand lived happily (n)ever after.
Long live the king!
1)
What rhymes with
kām
and ends with a kick?
An ode? A dirge?
Or a fun limerick?
It's made of
dung,
On an EVM hung,
A hundred and
eight foot incense stick.
2)
With a billion
aye-s and a handful nay-s
It'll burn and
burn for forty-five days
For a god unsure,
With a faith so
pure
That Shambuka
stays beheaded always.
3)
In Babri's tomb
an empire grows
With WhatsApp,
cows and bajrang bros,
But, what is that
smell?
Is it heaven, or
hell?
Hark, oh hark!
The nation wants to know!
4)
Hundred and eight
foot saffron rod —
We vote for a
king, not a washed-up fraud.
He had a croc as
a pet,
Cameras, get set!
Hundred and eight
foot beefed-up bod.
5)
Starving farmers,
fatwas
and
Riots are a hoot
in great LaLaLand,
Agar
and a
batti
—
Bulldoze the
basti
—
Commies and
congs, they ne'er understand.
